sorethroat | 1st Prayer Ω Voice/Action

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1st Prayer Ω Voice/Action

Ahhhhh... [The sound of some sort of liquid relief can be heard, which probably doesn't make this entry all that pleasing to the ear. At least until the guy doing it starts to talk over it.] Let me get this straight.

I don't understand this fucking book, but there's a bunch of people talking through it. Unless this is some real crappy prank, guess I'm gonna have to do the same thing. How does this thing even work!? [Wait. He thinks he's got it.] One of you heathens answer this for me! What's the fucking deal with this place?

[There's a hesitant pause. It's enough of a pause to hear that he's finishing up his business.]

Y'know what? Forget that. Where's the nearest public bathroom? [That's where a bounty office might be, right?] Someone inside this book fucking spill it already! C'mon!

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[Later after his amazing attempt at gathering information, Hidan can be found wandering inside of the village in his New Feather pants doing one of two things.

1) When he's not moving around in an attempt to figure out where he is and why he doesn't really believe anyone else about this place, he's sitting on a bench with his hand on his neck. His fingers comb over his stitches softly.

It's not the stitches that bother him, or the fact that he was supposedly buried alive moments before awakening here. No, that was thanks to Jashin.

His necklace was missing, and that was bothering him.

2) If you don't run into him at any of these two times, feel free to run into him while he was artfully making his original journal entry. Surely he wasn't in an actual bathroom at the time. Might have been near your house or something. He's a crude guy.]

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[Gross. Gross, gross, gross, gross.]

Those tall buildings? They're totally full of bathrooms. The empty rooms, anyways.

Are they big enough to fit some secret compartment?

[Man, who cares about being secretive. Not that he really cares about something Kakuzu cares about so much.]

They're...pretty big. They're big enough for something like that, at least.

Fuck yeah! That's what I like to hear! You're saving me a ton of time!

No problem. [She has just the slightest feeling she doesn't really get it, but oh well. He's gross, so no big deal.] You still wanna know the deal with this place?

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[She clears her throat before replying, sounding somewhat unsure. Dude, you need better manners; there are ladies present. Kind of.]

This place is called Luceti. And as for how the journal works, well...you seem to have figured that out. But for more information, I suggest you read the guide.

[She scribbles a link to the guide on the page.]

[Ladies clearly don't understand the subtleties of being a badass Jashinist. In which none of that has to do with his manners.]

Read a guide? Why the hell do I have to read a fucking guide to figure this place out? Tell me and save me some damn time!

[...Rude.]

I would be happy to. But I don't see the point of doing that and possibly forgetting to give you some important information when it has already been written out for your convenience. [Her tone is calm and patient. For now.]

[Ugggh, Hidan is already getting annoyed.]

That's too much work and I'm in a rush! Keep this up, and I'm sure Jashin will punish you!

[He's not the only one.]

Exactly what are you in a rush to do? If you read the guide it would inform you that we can't leave this place.

...Who is Jashin? [Just a hiiint of curiosity.]

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[The journal window doesn't capture anything, pointed at a bland ceiling, but a snort can be heard nonetheless. It sounds flatly amused.]

[............]

You think this is funny? Huh? You wanna mess with me?!

[There's a long pause. He nearly laughs, but just shakes his head to himself.]

You haven't realized it yet.

Realized what--?

[Wait a fucking minute. Waaaaaait a minute.]

Ohhhh, it's you! [His voice picks up in pitch and excitement. Very quickly, too.] All that fucking set-up you had!? It's not gonna mean shit this time! I'll finish you off and there's nothing you can do to stop it now!

Should've done a better job, you little prick! 'Cause now I'll smite you in Lord Jashin's name! [All of this is following by that laugh of his. Remember that, Shikamaru?]

[He remembers. It's the hardest thing to forget about him, even with it over. When it could still count as being over.]

You don't scare me. Frankly, I'm surprised you're still going on about that Jashin bullshit. I thought I already told you...