sorethroat | 1st Prayer Ω Voice/Action

Ahhhhh... [The sound of some sort of liquid relief can be heard, which probably doesn't make this entry all that pleasing to the ear. At least until the guy doing it starts to talk over it.] Let me get this straight.

I don't understand this fucking book, but there's a bunch of people talking through it. Unless this is some real crappy prank, guess I'm gonna have to do the same thing. How does this thing even work!? [Wait. He thinks he's got it.] One of you heathens answer this for me! What's the fucking deal with this place?

[There's a hesitant pause. It's enough of a pause to hear that he's finishing up his business.]

Y'know what? Forget that. Where's the nearest public bathroom? [That's where a bounty office might be, right?] Someone inside this book fucking spill it already! C'mon!

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[Later after his amazing attempt at gathering information, Hidan can be found wandering inside of the village in his New Feather pants doing one of two things.

1) When he's not moving around in an attempt to figure out where he is and why he doesn't really believe anyone else about this place, he's sitting on a bench with his hand on his neck. His fingers comb over his stitches softly.

It's not the stitches that bother him, or the fact that he was supposedly buried alive moments before awakening here. No, that was thanks to Jashin.

His necklace was missing, and that was bothering him.

2) If you don't run into him at any of these two times, feel free to run into him while he was artfully making his original journal entry. Surely he wasn't in an actual bathroom at the time. Might have been near your house or something. He's a crude guy.]

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The hamster sees some food and starts to run forward, turning the wheel that is Hidan's brain. The momentum picks up and up before the lightbulb comes on and all of the cloud in his thoughts are cast away like a gust of wind ravaged it.

Oh.] Konan!? What're you doing here? Why!? Did you dig me up?!

The Malnosso brought you here, as they brought me. Have you noticed the wings on your back, yet?

[It wouldn't completely surprise her if he hadn't, which is why she feels the need to ask.]

Of course I fucking did! I'm not that stupid!

[Took him a few hours and someone pointing it out in person, but he noticed the wings on his back. Totally counts. Saving face here. kind of.]

I'm still not buying that Malnosso crap people are trying to spoon feed me! Why're you?

[She's mildly surprised that he did notice, but then given his fixation on pain and what they feel like when one first wakes up, she supposes it's reasonable that even he could have figured that much out.]

Because I have been here for two months and have had the chance to gather information.

And you're telling me that this all checks out? [Wait.] --Two months?!

There's enough evidence to support that the Malnosso is real, yes. And they are quite powerful, too. They once caused a massive memory loss epidemic for several days before people eventually recovered their memories.

[Who cares about memory loss or how powerful they are? Jashin will smite them later for their transgressions against one of Jashin's most prominent slayers. There's more important things to discuss, Konan!]

Two months!?

[And her palm rests against her face yet again. Fortunately, he can't see it.]

Yes, two months. Time passes differently here. Think of the Malnosso as being high level space-time jutsu users.

[Amongst other things, but she's trying for the simplest explanation that might make some sense to Hidan.]

Aaaaaaagh. [Hidan simply moans at that explanation. It didn't make a ton of sense, but it made a little. Enough sense that it was obvious that he wasn't going to be able to kill them all that easily. At least that makes it a little fun.]

Sounds like a pain in the ass to take care of them. Fuck.

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