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sorethroat) wrote2012-11-19 07:41 pm
sorethroat) wrote2012-11-19 07:41 pm
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1st Prayer Ω Voice/Action
Ahhhhh... [The sound of some sort of liquid relief can be heard, which probably doesn't make this entry all that pleasing to the ear. At least until the guy doing it starts to talk over it.] Let me get this straight.
I don't understand this fucking book, but there's a bunch of people talking through it. Unless this is some real crappy prank, guess I'm gonna have to do the same thing. How does this thing even work!? [Wait. He thinks he's got it.] One of you heathens answer this for me! What's the fucking deal with this place?
[There's a hesitant pause. It's enough of a pause to hear that he's finishing up his business.]
Y'know what? Forget that. Where's the nearest public bathroom? [That's where a bounty office might be, right?] Someone inside this book fucking spill it already! C'mon!
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[Later after his amazing attempt at gathering information, Hidan can be found wandering inside of the village in his New Feather pants doing one of two things.
1) When he's not moving around in an attempt to figure out where he is and why he doesn't really believe anyone else about this place, he's sitting on a bench with his hand on his neck. His fingers comb over his stitches softly.
It's not the stitches that bother him, or the fact that he was supposedly buried alive moments before awakening here. No, that was thanks to Jashin.
His necklace was missing, and that was bothering him.
2) If you don't run into him at any of these two times, feel free to run into him while he was artfully making his original journal entry. Surely he wasn't in an actual bathroom at the time. Might have been near your house or something. He's a crude guy.]
I don't understand this fucking book, but there's a bunch of people talking through it. Unless this is some real crappy prank, guess I'm gonna have to do the same thing. How does this thing even work!? [Wait. He thinks he's got it.] One of you heathens answer this for me! What's the fucking deal with this place?
[There's a hesitant pause. It's enough of a pause to hear that he's finishing up his business.]
Y'know what? Forget that. Where's the nearest public bathroom? [That's where a bounty office might be, right?] Someone inside this book fucking spill it already! C'mon!
[Action]
[Later after his amazing attempt at gathering information, Hidan can be found wandering inside of the village in his New Feather pants doing one of two things.
1) When he's not moving around in an attempt to figure out where he is and why he doesn't really believe anyone else about this place, he's sitting on a bench with his hand on his neck. His fingers comb over his stitches softly.
It's not the stitches that bother him, or the fact that he was supposedly buried alive moments before awakening here. No, that was thanks to Jashin.
His necklace was missing, and that was bothering him.
2) If you don't run into him at any of these two times, feel free to run into him while he was artfully making his original journal entry. Surely he wasn't in an actual bathroom at the time. Might have been near your house or something. He's a crude guy.]
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Neither are you.
[Remember that tree he through his chakra blade into? It's exploding now, and shooting out fire and shrapnel straight for their path.]
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No, instead he's forced away from Shikamaru to let the force of the explosion to blow in between them. This is downtime for a moment, enough to let that kid think. Or worse, put a plan into motion where he can't see him.
That's where he's dangerous.
All Hidan can do is brace himself for anything, keeping his eyes peeled as he begins to calm down. The blood was rushing, but there was nothing he could do.]
You pussy!
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In response, once they hit the slope he drops down into the lower branches in an obvious attempt to lose visibility.]
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He really wants to catch Shikamaru and end it.] Quit running and face me!
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And by collect his thoughts, he's really just waiting for Shikamaru to make a move. He always makes a move, right?]
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Found you!
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SNAP goes a trip wire. It won't be obvious what it was attached to at first, likely because when Hidan swings what his scythe meets will be the trunk of a tree which promptly caves in. The walls are still thick, but the center is oddly hollowed out to the bottom, though not naturally. If you were on the inside, it would be cramped.
Next, what that trip wire was attached to will be making itself known. There's a large branch that was bent back at a harsh angle. Released from the wire holding it, it will be turning 180 degrees on its way back to its original position: from behind Hidan.
If he's still standing there, it'll run into him with enough force to knock him through that hole he made with his scythe.]
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What--
[That's when he realizes that he hit a trip wire merely moments before, trying to search around for the source or what might happen in the next few moments. But he's too slow to act on any rising fear that he might have been outsmarted by this Shikamaru kid again.]
--the--
[Finally, that's when he is clipped by the branch in the back to throw Hidan into the hollow part of the tree, scythe flying out of his hand and to the ground below. Any words that finally come out of his mouth are muffled.
But he's loud.] --fuck!?
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Stepping back to where Hidan had been standing moments ago, Shikamaru peers into the hole.]
Too slow.
[Peers but not too close, in case Hidan didn't fall far, or isn't as stuck as he'd hoped. Just enough so his voice will carry down to him.]
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Anything besides:] You piece of shit!
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This is the only warning you'll get from me. Twice now you've fallen at my hand.
My teacher is avenged, but don't think you've been spared my judgement. If you do anything to provoke a third encounter, you'll get worse than what I've done unto you before.
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[Once he gets free. And boy, is he struggling to get free. No luck.]
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They have many interesting techniques. [Shikamaru pats the trunk of the tree. It's not obvious yet, but the hole Hidan fell through is slowly repairing itself.] One was used to hollow out this tree, in fact.
Since the time that was done... I'd say it's been one year.
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[He doesn't seem to understand what Shikamaru is leading to with his words. If anything, that fact that he doesn't understands further serves to anger him. He might be trying to headbutt the inside of the tree, too.]
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[The hole continues to heal over. Ugh, using Faeren for something this big is a pain. Talking all this time has been a distraction for it, and it's making him feel slimy.]
If you still haven't gotten it afterwards, I have nothing to fear.
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Fuck you! You're dead! You hear that!? I'll kill you a million times over and then I'll move on to your little team afterward!
[action] 1/2
It wouldn't be difficult. Might even be smart.
Naruto would be ashamed of me.]
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Sometimes Shikamaru wishes he had the same capacity for forgiveness, but even if he did he knows it wouldn't matter. This isn't about Asuma anymore. It's about making sure that what happened to him doesn't happen to anyone else, and Shikamaru knows he will take every drastic measure to fulfill that. It's a sick feeling much like the one he felt the last time he buried Hidan, and it makes him smile.]
I hope I'm there when you realize how screwed you are.
[It makes him smile because he's not that better off.
He won't say anything else while the hole seals over.]
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[It's that silence after those words that starts to drive Hidan even further into anger. He went from being buried in a hole full of dirt in this bastard's backyard to being trapped in a hollowed out tree in some shitty "other world" or whatever it was.
It was a load of bullshit.] Fuck you!
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