Hidan (
sorethroat) wrote2012-11-19 07:41 pm
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1st Prayer Ω Voice/Action
Ahhhhh... [The sound of some sort of liquid relief can be heard, which probably doesn't make this entry all that pleasing to the ear. At least until the guy doing it starts to talk over it.] Let me get this straight.
I don't understand this fucking book, but there's a bunch of people talking through it. Unless this is some real crappy prank, guess I'm gonna have to do the same thing. How does this thing even work!? [Wait. He thinks he's got it.] One of you heathens answer this for me! What's the fucking deal with this place?
[There's a hesitant pause. It's enough of a pause to hear that he's finishing up his business.]
Y'know what? Forget that. Where's the nearest public bathroom? [That's where a bounty office might be, right?] Someone inside this book fucking spill it already! C'mon!
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[Later after his amazing attempt at gathering information, Hidan can be found wandering inside of the village in his New Feather pants doing one of two things.
1) When he's not moving around in an attempt to figure out where he is and why he doesn't really believe anyone else about this place, he's sitting on a bench with his hand on his neck. His fingers comb over his stitches softly.
It's not the stitches that bother him, or the fact that he was supposedly buried alive moments before awakening here. No, that was thanks to Jashin.
His necklace was missing, and that was bothering him.
2) If you don't run into him at any of these two times, feel free to run into him while he was artfully making his original journal entry. Surely he wasn't in an actual bathroom at the time. Might have been near your house or something. He's a crude guy.]
I don't understand this fucking book, but there's a bunch of people talking through it. Unless this is some real crappy prank, guess I'm gonna have to do the same thing. How does this thing even work!? [Wait. He thinks he's got it.] One of you heathens answer this for me! What's the fucking deal with this place?
[There's a hesitant pause. It's enough of a pause to hear that he's finishing up his business.]
Y'know what? Forget that. Where's the nearest public bathroom? [That's where a bounty office might be, right?] Someone inside this book fucking spill it already! C'mon!
[Action]
[Later after his amazing attempt at gathering information, Hidan can be found wandering inside of the village in his New Feather pants doing one of two things.
1) When he's not moving around in an attempt to figure out where he is and why he doesn't really believe anyone else about this place, he's sitting on a bench with his hand on his neck. His fingers comb over his stitches softly.
It's not the stitches that bother him, or the fact that he was supposedly buried alive moments before awakening here. No, that was thanks to Jashin.
His necklace was missing, and that was bothering him.
2) If you don't run into him at any of these two times, feel free to run into him while he was artfully making his original journal entry. Surely he wasn't in an actual bathroom at the time. Might have been near your house or something. He's a crude guy.]
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Provided he finds those public bathrooms, that puts him in the village square. So that's where Shikamaru goes. First things first, he stops by the smithy and roots around until he finds those retractable spears he remembers Hidan having. He takes the ones he can find and seals them in a scroll. The scythe stands out on its own. He decides against taking it as well.
Hidan was fast, he remembers. With that scythe, even Kakashi had a difficult time keeping up with him, but he was faster still at the bounty station, when he had taken Kotetsu and Izumo's weapons. The scythe slows him down, but he'd definitely use it over anything else. It's best to take advantage of that.
He does take the chain, though.
After that, he goes outside and takes to the roofs. It's been almost three years since the Niju Shotai so he's rusty, but he'll be using a camouflage technique to hide his presence once he's picked a perch to watch from. Waiting.]
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He is obviously upset that a large majority of his gear was missing, but not enough that he wasn't happy to finally have his scythe back in hand. Feels more alive with it.
Standing in the village center, Hidan just begins to take practice swings with the weapon. His shrill voice erupts into whatever silence that might be present, making no effort to conceal his little warm-up.
Still no clothes, though. Just the new feather pants.]
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It rekindles that disgusting feeling in his gut again.
Shikamaru waits - the shadows will be long soon anyways. See where he goes first, and if he puts the scythe away before attacking. Just in case people show up unexpectedly.]
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It was almost like he'd never see it again. And if he did, never be able to swing it again. Never able to draw blood. Never able to please Jashin.
But that all changes now. He's got his legs and body back in working order, and even though he's under-equipped, he's got the scythe and that annoying Konoha kid is nearby. All of the cards are stacking up in the right places.]
Haha, this is great!
[Now... where to go next? He heard something about clothes, but he doesn't know his way around. Or that the clothing shop is right around the corner.]/small>
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But he doesn't bother putting it on, only walking out of the store with his clothes folded under his arm and scythe in hand. He doesn't look threatening, right?
Because he wants to.]
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Most of the people in the square will give him a wide berth with that behavior. This works for Shikamaru - the only reason he's held off attacking is because he didn't want anyone coming to the aid of a "new feather" while Hidan has that scythe out.
Still hiding in a dark corner on a roof around the bend, he drops his camouflage jutsu. Shadows move within shadows, and he's snaking his through those of the nearby buildings towards Hidan's for a stealth attack.]
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Regardless, the feeling forces his movement to stop. His eyes move from side to side to try and figure out what it might be, if it's someone hiding out or gas. Something.
There's one thing he wouldn't expect. And it would be Shikamaru's shadow coming out to grab him, since he was pretty sure that Shikamaru was in hiding the entire time. One little oversight.]
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Kage Mane no Jutsu... success.
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--Again!?
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[Shikamaru steps out of hiding - Hidan won't mimic this motion, but the hold tightens once Shikamaru is standing straight in front of him.]
Let's go for a walk.
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waitwhat] Hell no! Can't you learn a new fucking trick?! [Like he has a choice at the moment.][action]
Heh. [But no, we're running now. Not far, just to the forest away from the village here. It's a quick jaunt - under two minutes - but Hidan might notice that the jutsu is already starting to give a little if he fights against it.]
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Hidan will complain the entire way to where Shikamaru is attempting to drag him, a little more than the last time these two went through the motions. There's definitely more anger in Hidan's voice, even a hint of concern. Last time, Hidan thought that Shikamaru was trying to be a hero and delay him. He was sure that the kid signed his down death warrant.
This time, he knows what the kid is capable of. He was smart, thinks quick on his feet, and Hidan was in some place that apparently wasn't even their world. Not that he bought that. The worst part was that he was under-equipped.
But it seems like the jutsu was a little weaker this time around. That brings a thought of elation to Hidan's mind, quieting any panic that might have been rising up in the back of his mind as they arrived in the forest. It was enough that he looks plain angry by the time they stop, instead of any other emotion surfacing.]
The fuck do you have planned this time, huh!? Another little hole you dug up with your friends like you're playing around in a sandbox?! The same trick won't work twice, idiot!
[He wants out of this binding jutsu. He's had enough of this constricting feeling, having no control over his own body. It's sickening!]
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You're right. I only realized that after the other hole was made, of course.
[Without warning, Shikamaru throws one of his chakra knives. It'll whizz past Hidan's head to bury itself in the trunk of a tree behind him.]
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Only a little longer, and Hidan would be free...]
Then what are you trying to pull?! Target practice!?
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[Shikamaru glances at his shadow, then back to Hidan. Another ten seconds and he should be able to break through it. He steels himself, continuing to sound overconfident.] You've escaped my judgement once, but don't think you'll get out of it so easily if I bring it down upon you a second time.
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[Hidan begins to force his body to move a little more and more, doing everything in his power to work against Shikamaru's little parlor trick.]
How about you clean your ears out before I sever that smug head of yours off your fucking neck! You dumbass!
[OKAY, HERE WE GO. LAUGHTER AND FULL FORCE POWER INTO BREAKING FREE.]
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Not gonna work. The thread of shadow between them thins until it breaks.]
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But who fucking cares!
His shrill laughter piercing the air with even more gusto, Hidan finally breaks free of that jutsu he despises so dearly. Running forward with reckless abandon, he positions himself to swing at Shikamaru's head with his scythe.]
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You're not getting away!
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Neither are you.
[Remember that tree he through his chakra blade into? It's exploding now, and shooting out fire and shrapnel straight for their path.]
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No, instead he's forced away from Shikamaru to let the force of the explosion to blow in between them. This is downtime for a moment, enough to let that kid think. Or worse, put a plan into motion where he can't see him.
That's where he's dangerous.
All Hidan can do is brace himself for anything, keeping his eyes peeled as he begins to calm down. The blood was rushing, but there was nothing he could do.]
You pussy!
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